The 7 Unluckiest Appliances (& You Thought Your Job Was Bad)

Despite hundreds of years of progress in the area of hygiene, we humans still produce a lot of mess. Luckily in this day and age, we have creative geniuses who have developed appliances to eliminate our odors, kill our germs and do our dirty work for us, all without having to hear them whine. Here are the 7 unluckiest appliances whose sole purpose is to make our lives easier (and you thought your job was bad).

7. Personal Bathroom Scale

From the moment you take your scale out of the cardboard box it came in, it will be frowned at, cursed out, stepped on, and spat upon. If scales had psyches, they would either suffer from bi-polar disorder or would be the bitter and catty fashionistas making snide remarks with the digital display– such as “Those pants DO make you look fat.”

6. The Body Groomer

Its name evokes thoughts of a hygienic, cutting edge epilator. But it’s really just a ‘back hair’ shaver. You know, for crony-tailed mid-lifers who want to lounge under the sun in their Borat one-piece.

Ewww… we don’t want to know how often the razor needs changing.

Since, it’s a best selling bathroom appliance; it must be good for those hard-to-reach places. *Shudder*

5. The Karaoke Machine

At least Simon Cowell is sitting on millions for eardrum abuse; too bad we can’t say the same for the rest of us. The piteous karaoke machine is an electrical deity among appliances in Japan, but also the bane of bartenders in the south. Who ever thought it was a modern advancement to let drunk people have a microphone to sing Sheryl Crow in the same key used to discipline canines?

4. The Boot, Sneaker, and Glove Dryer

This tubular ventilation system is the little hairdryer that couldn’t. It was designed to be a ski lodge amenity; however it mostly just sees rainy days and pet accidents. Even at the ritziest celebrity harem in Aspen, this machine still has to dehydrate Paris Hilton’s foot sweat from her Ugg Boots.

3. The Oral Irrigator & Sanitizer

Does it keep your toothbrushes clean or do you rinse with it? Nobody knows for sure, although we all agree that it’s a dirty, dirty job to fight mouthfuls of bacteria and rush in like a fool to greet the worst breath of the day – morning breath.

2. The Pool Vacuum

These faceless robots sweep the pine needles, band-aids, and beetles out from under your feet. They’re fun little things to chase your kids with but they are the unfortunate technological equivalent of a bottom-feeder.

1. The Automatic Litterbox

The automatic litter box knows that poop happens several times a day because its daily duty is to clump it, deodorize it, and sweep it away before you have to see it or smell it. It’s a hard-knock life being someone’s toilet and by far, the most disgusting job of all.

10 Novelty Appliances - Use them or Yardsale them?

Christmas has passed and you have been inundated with plenty of new and fantastically outrageous gifts. For some reason, people who don’t know what you like always try to come up with something unique. (Or maybe they know you well and think you’re quirky!)

Anyway, there is unique and then there is useless. We have compiled some rather “unusual” gifts that you may have received this past holiday season and the burning question is: Who do you think would Use them and who would Yardsale them?

The Hot Dog Toaster
Use It: Pregnant women. Five year olds. Fast Food connoisseurs who can’t get to McDonalds quickly enough.
Yardsale It: People who think ramen isn’t really food.

The Popcorn Maker
Use It: People with luxurious lifestyles and home theaters. And I don’t mean a big screen TV and the clapper. Ok, those people too.
Yardsale It: People that call televisions “idiot boxes”. People that think that microwave popcorn is too much work.

The Chocolate Fountain
Use It: Romantic saps. Oompa Loompas. Choco-holics. People with up-coming holiday events.
Yardsale It: Diabetics.

Old-Fashioned Cotton Candy Maker
Use It: Church & School festival organizers. Hot dog vendors that need something new in their life.
Yardsale It: Mothers.

Presto! Pizza Machine
Use It: People with patience (let me finish!). Picky eaters that order half-caff, skinny lattes with two raw sugars and no froth.
Yardsale It: Anyone that would rather order take-out.

Peanut Butter Maker
Use It: Homeschooling families that make their own jelly as well. Nutritionists.
Yardsale It: People that think cleaning a sticky knife from spreading peanut butter is hassle enough. People with peanut allergies.

Freeze and Play Ice Cream Making Ball
Use It: A cat? Your toddler? Google employees?
Yardsale It: People that prefer not to play with their food.

The Garlic Roaster
Use It: Italian Mamas and other geniuses of taste. Really paranoid Anne Rice enthusiasts.
Yardsale It: People that think “following a recipe” means getting a box of brownie mix and adding the water and eggs. People that hate garlic.

The Yogurt Maker
Use It: Yoga Grandmoms. Empty nesters. Jamie Lee Curtis.
Yard Sale It: Anyone whose fridge has seen more green bread than white.

Mini Vending Machine
Use It: Who wouldn’t use it?
Yard Sale It: Amish people. That’s about it.